Sports Pro Central Archives: Soccer
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8 January 2008
More Hilarious Sports Ads and Promos
A compilation of worthy sports ads and shameless self-promotion. Enjoy!…… the soccer coliseum one is actually quite gay. Nice try at trying to make the sport less feminine than it really is. Bunch of tippy-toe ballerinas! In Bosh’s vid, what’s with the dollar signs after the denomination? Where are we?????…. […]
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18 December 2007
Chris Simon & Other Funny Foot Stomps
Here’s a slew of chucklers I found on Youtube. Damn. I couldn’t find George Bell’s karate kick against Kison back in the 80s, nor any memorable NFL football helmet stomps.
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21 November 2007
Euro 2008 Just Got Less Annoying
“It’s a beautiful game”
Hmmm….. I never understood why snobby, snooty, snorting soccer fans call their sport that. Is it because the game is exciting? No, it’s boring. Is it because it’s a legitimate game of honest competition? No, there’s corruption everywhere, including paid off refs and that hilarious Columbian who […]
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11 November 2007
Soccer Fan Killed. A Good Deed Done?
Well, well, well. Another soccer riot among unintelligent fans. But who can blame them? Soccer is a boring sport, there’s zero scoring, tons of sissy diving, paid off refs and every hooligan knows they just wasted money again on a pricey ticket.
But this time, a fan got shot up and killed while […]
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13 September 2007
The Most Boring Sport is…..
It’s 3 am and you can’t sleep. No problem, just find some good skin flicks on TV to pass the time. Darn, there’s none. Back up plan - log on the net and surf your sexual fill. Dagnabit, the internet is down.
What to do? Easy. Turn to your local […]
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28 April 2007
The Best All-Around Athletes
Who’s the best all-around athlete? Depends on your bias….. I think Soccer is moronic. Depends on the role….. a place kicker and safety are totally different. Depends, depends, depends. I value a blend of differing skills and toughness. Sissy Marys like baseball players going on the DL for a […]
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