Sports Pro Central Archives: Lacrosse
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23 March 2008
2 Things That Ruin Toronto Rock Lacrosse!
I love the sport, love the team, and love their 5 championships in 8 years. Make that 9 years as there’s no way they’ll win it in 2008. But you know what kills me? The coach? The ticket prices? The gorky slow-ass defencemen? Nope, nope, nope.
It’s their fucking gay-ass […]
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5 May 2007
Fantastic Fights & Breathtaking Brawls
Anyone who claims fighting in sports is a turnoff, SCRAM. Go back to watching your cherished 10 hour chess matches and horseshoe tossing contests. If you think about it, wouldn’t it be great if Kasparov smacked his opponent after his queen was taken? Or what about a sore loser horseshoe tosser […]
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28 April 2007
The Best All-Around Athletes
Who’s the best all-around athlete? Depends on your bias….. I think Soccer is moronic. Depends on the role….. a place kicker and safety are totally different. Depends, depends, depends. I value a blend of differing skills and toughness. Sissy Marys like baseball players going on the DL for a […]
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26 April 2007
Pride & Embarrassment of Team Logos
Technically speaking, a logo should really represent nothing, but text substitute. It’s just a picture where half of them are so poorly drawn, you don’t know if it was scribbled by a 5-year old or painted by a goateed artist named Pierre. Which morons in upper management green light such visual drivel? […]





