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6 April 2009
The Ottawa and Buffalo Curse Continues
Why must these two second rate cities provide me such comedic fodder? It’s like they beg me to embarrass them every year. But before the comedy starts, let me digress…
Network Solutions is by far, the biggest, smelliest and hairiest asses in the cyber universe. These douches are not only a ripoff, but can’t even transfer […]
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1 December 2008
Plaxico Burress - What Is Dumber?
Another hip-hoppy football guy. Dumb as rocks and always trying to show people what a badass he is. Shooting yourself with a gun in front of tons of people. Yup. That actually is quite impressive! But let’s analyze the situation. He made many mistakes that night, but what really is the root cause? What really […]
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5 July 2008
Butter Fingered Broken Trophies
Here’s a funny compilation of klutzy athletes. Had a hard time finding them. If you know any more, paste a link! By far, the best one is Pete Weber! Long clip, so you might want to skip to the end. If only I saw this live!
http://www.freelancenews.com/sports/237482-lady-balers-continue-historic-season
Just minutes after the horn sounded, giving SBHS their first-ever […]
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7 April 2008
Bryan Murray’s Lispy Loss Accusation
Lispy Loss Accusation. There’s 3 words you’ll never hear Murray saying 5 times quickly.
Before I laugh at Murray, let’s get one funny tidbit out of the way….. make that two. First, Buffalo Sabres are out! President trophy winners last year to early golfers this year. Good. Serves jackass Ryan Miller […]
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30 January 2008
Toronto NFL Team - Just A Matter Of Time
It’s official. EIGHT Buffalo Bills games are coming north of the border. The NFL is sick of Buffalo, football fans are sick of Buffalo, Toronto area residents are sick of the CFL, and Bills and Argo management are sick of everything. It will take time, but Toronto will get an NFL team […]
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16 January 2008
Pacman Jones aka Strip Joint Troublemaker
Oh Pacman, can you ever ogle nude woman without making a scene? Is it that hard? First that Vegas dollar bill shenanigan, now punching some chick. Stripper visits should go like this:
1. Sit down
2. Though anxiously awaiting breasts, keep it cool and don’t let others know you’re actually exploding inside
3. […]
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5 January 2008
Recap of Troublemakers & Travails
Sports fans, the latest week has had a slew of funny tidbits. Illegalities, silliness and soreheads. Enjoy!
As seen in my previous Huge Headed Hingis blog, an update from the Tennis Federation. Not a big deal really. Hingy already bailed to retirement months ago. Two years is better than nothing I […]
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18 December 2007
Chris Simon & Other Funny Foot Stomps
Here’s a slew of chucklers I found on Youtube. Damn. I couldn’t find George Bell’s karate kick against Kison back in the 80s, nor any memorable NFL football helmet stomps.
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15 December 2007
Michael Vick the Illiterate
Just testing my proofreading skills on Vickyboy’s letter. Moderately fun, but too time consuming. I now understand why teachers take eons to mark essays.
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25 November 2007
ESPN vs. TSN, America vs. Canada
Took some screen captures of ESPN and TSN at around 10:00 pm tonight and this is what you see. Is it a surprise? Not really. Americans care about US football, Canadians care about the NHL and tonight, CFL too. Let’s face it, the media caters to people’s interests.
The Canadian….. Despite […]