Sports Pro Central Archives: Boxing/Fighting
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12 February 2009
Valentine’s Day Sports Edition
How many athletes are there in pro sports? How many in amateur sports? Think you’re smart? Then let’s hear it. But one thing’s for sure. For all the countless players out there, it’s obvious these frolicking fellas are a match made in heaven. Here’s why……
Gary Coleman and Vince Coleman: Black, 80s stars, constant run-ins […]
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8 January 2008
More Hilarious Sports Ads and Promos
A compilation of worthy sports ads and shameless self-promotion. Enjoy!…… the soccer coliseum one is actually quite gay. Nice try at trying to make the sport less feminine than it really is. Bunch of tippy-toe ballerinas! In Bosh’s vid, what’s with the dollar signs after the denomination? Where are we?????…. […]
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8 December 2007
Too Many Fucking Boxing Ranks!
I’m no boxing expert. Aside watching Ali and Foreman classics on ESPN and occasional heavyweight tilts, most boxing matches are boring. One reason is the fact both fighters are mostly equal in size and they wear sissy gloves. What’s the point of crowning some illiterate small fighters champ, when they’d get their […]
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19 August 2007
Rubber Stamp It. Athlete Crime = No Jail Time
The latest compilation of typical athlete crime (in this case, “typical” references quantity not quality), has lead me to believe two things: Crime by a meathead athlete = probation and maybe a fine. Crime by a non-athlete = jail. There are some uncertain outcomes, but lets face it, the trend will continue.
Illegal […]
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17 July 2007
This Week’s Moronic Sports Stories
I couldn’t believe my eyes when all the key headlines on my favourite sports page - ESPN - involved complete idiocy. I know what you’re thinking. Let’s jump to ESPN.com. Go ahead, but what purpose are comical stories without comical commentary?
Laugh at these losers. But then cry, since they all earn […]
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23 June 2007
Sports Crooks, Criminals and Crackpots (updated)
How fitting that I originally wrote this post a few days before Chris Benoit committed big time murder. Time to practice my writing skills and tweak my post below…..
What do Rae Carruth, Dany Heatley, O.J. Simpson, Craig MacTavish, Ugueth Urbina, Mike Danton and Chris Benoit have in common? Homicide. What don’t they […]
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16 June 2007
Muhammad Ali Deserves Parkinson’s
Never a fan or follower of boxing except for watching the occasional hype-job heavyweight title bout or classic clip on ESPN, I’ve concluded a few things about Muhammad Ali:
1. He’s adored by millions of morons around the world
2. He’s a coward, who disrespects America despite living and making his money there
3. He’s […]
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28 April 2007
The Best All-Around Athletes
Who’s the best all-around athlete? Depends on your bias….. I think Soccer is moronic. Depends on the role….. a place kicker and safety are totally different. Depends, depends, depends. I value a blend of differing skills and toughness. Sissy Marys like baseball players going on the DL for a […]
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8 April 2007
The Most Violent Sport Is…..
Research proves which sport has the highest ratio of serious injuries vs. player participation?
Times up. If you picked boxing, you’re wrong and probably a brick layer with an illegal satellite dish. If you picked football, you’re also wrong and likely an ex-jock who’s late paying child support. If you chose hockey, […]
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6 April 2007
How to Lose 8 Lap Dances
Every sports fan loves video games. If you don’t, you’re a big, fat, musclehead liar. You love them! You hate them! You just blew $60 on a turd that’s $3 worth of packaging, silicon and roster updates! Yup, we fall for it every year.
Cretins of gaming
LJN’s Major League Baseball […]