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14 February 2009
What The Toronto Raptors Really Get In The Trade
Wow. Jermaine O’Neal was a great signing huh? Add this to Jalen Rose and Hakeem Olajuwon as Hall of Shame picks. Three players a blind, deaf and dumb 3 year old would even know to avoid. What’s with the Raps always wanting to sign has-been players for top dollar anyway? Management getting kickbacks from agents […]
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12 February 2009
Valentine’s Day Sports Edition
How many athletes are there in pro sports? How many in amateur sports? Think you’re smart? Then let’s hear it. But one thing’s for sure. For all the countless players out there, it’s obvious these frolicking fellas are a match made in heaven. Here’s why……
Gary Coleman and Vince Coleman: Black, 80s stars, constant run-ins […]
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28 January 2009
Why The Toronto Raptors Are Awful
Watching a Raps game is painful. I don’t even care for basketball much, but when you see a team spiral down the toilet like brown water, I want to know why. There is a reason. Yup, I figured it out by checking the roster.
TOO MANY FUCKING WHITE GUYS…..
….. or at least white-ish enough. Some reason […]
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5 July 2008
Butter Fingered Broken Trophies
Here’s a funny compilation of klutzy athletes. Had a hard time finding them. If you know any more, paste a link! By far, the best one is Pete Weber! Long clip, so you might want to skip to the end. If only I saw this live!
http://www.freelancenews.com/sports/237482-lady-balers-continue-historic-season
Just minutes after the horn sounded, giving SBHS their first-ever […]
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8 January 2008
More Hilarious Sports Ads and Promos
A compilation of worthy sports ads and shameless self-promotion. Enjoy!…… the soccer coliseum one is actually quite gay. Nice try at trying to make the sport less feminine than it really is. Bunch of tippy-toe ballerinas! In Bosh’s vid, what’s with the dollar signs after the denomination? Where are we?????…. […]
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5 January 2008
Recap of Troublemakers & Travails
Sports fans, the latest week has had a slew of funny tidbits. Illegalities, silliness and soreheads. Enjoy!
As seen in my previous Huge Headed Hingis blog, an update from the Tennis Federation. Not a big deal really. Hingy already bailed to retirement months ago. Two years is better than nothing I […]
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25 November 2007
ESPN vs. TSN, America vs. Canada
Took some screen captures of ESPN and TSN at around 10:00 pm tonight and this is what you see. Is it a surprise? Not really. Americans care about US football, Canadians care about the NHL and tonight, CFL too. Let’s face it, the media caters to people’s interests.
The Canadian….. Despite […]
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1 September 2007
Sports Advertising Done Right
Who’d know the Dallas Stars would be the first team to take a gentle jab at the NBA. A welcome change from all the gay sports advertising on TV. North American ads have to be the most mundane in the world. No doubt subdued due to religious and extremist zealots and threat […]
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19 August 2007
Rubber Stamp It. Athlete Crime = No Jail Time
The latest compilation of typical athlete crime (in this case, “typical” references quantity not quality), has lead me to believe two things: Crime by a meathead athlete = probation and maybe a fine. Crime by a non-athlete = jail. There are some uncertain outcomes, but lets face it, the trend will continue.
Illegal […]
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24 July 2007
Scandals & Sports - A New League Begins
With scandals flooding every inch of recycled newsprint and dead pixel, wouldn’t it great to invent a new league? Maybe the NSL? And no, I’m not talking about the National Skydiving League. But the National Scandal League.
Imagine a cross-sport league where the point is for its players to commit illegal and absurd […]