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6 June 2009
Alex Rios…. Who Gives A F@ck?
Alex Rios gets paid $6.4 million a year. Among the biggest wastes of money on the Blue Jays roster. Some reason every media idiot and baseball pool mag projects this guy to be a .300 hitter/30 HR/100 RBI guy, but if you look at his stats, none of his years come close to that except […]
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29 May 2009
NHL Playoff Picks 2009 (finals)
Well, I did get the Pens over Canes right. I forgot to predict the Wings series, I woulda predicted them too. Honest! Excluding the Wings/Hawks series, I’ve predicted 7/13. I know it’s crap, but gimme me a break with the Wings so I’m 8/14.
Why did I miss the Detroit series? Well, I went to to […]
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18 May 2009
Fuck Me…. Forgot To Predict Round 3…..
…. but I have a good reason for forgetting. I’ll post why in a day or two. The Pens/Canes series hasn’t started yet, so I’ll go with the stupid Pens winning in a quick 5 games. I did get 3/4 right last round.
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30 April 2009
NHL Playoff Picks 2009 (round 2)
Anyone got rope? I wanna hang myself. I’ll even help you tighten the knot. Had gone an embarrassing 3/8 in round 1. Yeah, I was risky taking some underdogs, but there is no way SJ and NJ should lose. No wonder they both have a “J” in their name…. Jerkoffs. Thanks for tanking both my […]
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14 April 2009
NHL Playoff Picks 2009 (round 1)
It’s playoff time douchebags. I got two playoff pools to submit before midnight, so let’s get at it! Last year I chose 11/15 series right, but I will improve. A bunch of easy series in round 1 makes it doable. Here we go:
San Jose (1) vs. Anaheim (8) - Quick exit for the Ducks. A […]
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6 April 2009
The Ottawa and Buffalo Curse Continues
Why must these two second rate cities provide me such comedic fodder? It’s like they beg me to embarrass them every year. But before the comedy starts, let me digress…
Network Solutions is by far, the biggest, smelliest and hairiest asses in the cyber universe. These douches are not only a ripoff, but can’t even transfer […]
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14 February 2009
What The Toronto Raptors Really Get In The Trade
Wow. Jermaine O’Neal was a great signing huh? Add this to Jalen Rose and Hakeem Olajuwon as Hall of Shame picks. Three players a blind, deaf and dumb 3 year old would even know to avoid. What’s with the Raps always wanting to sign has-been players for top dollar anyway? Management getting kickbacks from agents […]
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12 February 2009
Valentine’s Day Sports Edition
How many athletes are there in pro sports? How many in amateur sports? Think you’re smart? Then let’s hear it. But one thing’s for sure. For all the countless players out there, it’s obvious these frolicking fellas are a match made in heaven. Here’s why……
Gary Coleman and Vince Coleman: Black, 80s stars, constant run-ins […]
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2 February 2009
Ottawa Fires Coach Again…. Unveil New Jersey
It’s about time someone got fired, but was it the right one? Nope. Hartsburg is no Scotty Bowman, but he’s just one guy. What about all the players and Mr. Garbled Mouth himself Bryan Murray? As I pointed out in an old post, he’s a chronic lifetime loser. Check out his record. Aside from one […]
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28 January 2009
Why The Toronto Raptors Are Awful
Watching a Raps game is painful. I don’t even care for basketball much, but when you see a team spiral down the toilet like brown water, I want to know why. There is a reason. Yup, I figured it out by checking the roster.
TOO MANY FUCKING WHITE GUYS…..
….. or at least white-ish enough. Some reason […]