1 December 2008
Plaxico Burress - What Is Dumber?
Another hip-hoppy football guy. Dumb as rocks and always trying to show people what a badass he is. Shooting yourself with a gun in front of tons of people. Yup. That actually is quite impressive! But let’s analyze the situation. He made many mistakes that night, but what really is the root cause? What really is the one moronic thing that stands out?
1. He carried a gun to a club
2. He carried the gun without a permit
3. He checked into a hospital using a fake name - Harris Smith
4. After the incident, the gun was found hidden at home
5. He states he was shot at an Applebee’s restaurant
6. He is trying to plead not guilty
7. His first name is Plaxico
#7 is the reason. Do you expect anything better from a guy with such a gay name?
