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If you think of it, what’s the point of having mens and womens events?  Might as well just lump everyone in the same pool.  Here’s some great links to butt-ugly discussions.   Some reason 99% of the Olympic women are gross.  They should be ashamed to even declare themselves female on their drivers license.

Too bad not all the chicks could be tennis players.  Not all of them are great, but the ratio of good looking to bad looking must be the highest.  You’d think the beach volleyball women would be good looking right?  Tanned?  Check.  In shape?  Check.  Well, that’s about it.  They are all ugly.  Tall, lanky, flat chested and butterfaces.

Is it that hard to be a female athlete and look good?  I’m no homo, but a good portion of the guys seem decent looking.  C’mon girls, stop trying to be He-man!  At least strive for She-Ra!

When I saw a Canadian Olympian finally win a medal, great!  Who was it?  Some chick named Karen Cockburn.   Who threw acid in her face?

 

7 Scariest Women At The 2008 Olympic Games

Kazak Irina Nekrassova will crush you after mispronouncing her name

Update: The Scariest Olympic Flamers Of The 2008 Olympic Games has now been published and sure to be another classic.

No shocker here, folks.

The “7 Scariest Women at the 2008 Beijing Olympics�? are weightlifters who could clean and jerk your ass right off the floor in one fell swoop.

Lately we’ve seen plenty of news on Bia and Branca, but what about the ladies who are supreme athletes but have a little trouble on the femininity side.

So sit back and take a better look at weightlifters who you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley or under your sheets.

Carissa Gump: USA

The pipes will break you.

Davydova Natalya: Ukraine

Her country of origin should be enough to scare you. And she lifts weights.

Hanna Batsiushka: Belarus

Known for their beards, these ladies should be avoided unless you want trouble with ‘the family.’

Yuliya Dovhal: Ukraine

We love the hair. It says “pull it and call me Yuliya.�?

Olha Korobka: Ukraine

Do you sense a theme with women from Ukraine. The chick holds the European Snatch record. Enough said.

Cheryl Haworth: USA

This is our gold medal threat in Beijing. Ms. Haworth can run forty yards in 5.5 seconds and jump a 30-inch vertical. Stud.

  With a gun to your head, which olympic shot putter would you hook up with?

Li Kiao Gong (China):

Nadine Kleinert (Germany):

Christina Schwanitz (Germany):

Misleydis González (Cuba):

Olga Ivanova (Russia):

Valerie Vili (New Zealand);

Chiara Rosa (Italy):

***And you can’t say “I would rather just die”, you have to pick one.***

Let the games begin!