Sports Pro Central

It’s not whether one of these silly funnies will happen, but how many of them?

1.  Athletes can’t take the disgusting dog meat filled smog and pollution.  They boycott, quit or at minimum be late for their event, disqualifying them

2.  Chinese government lies about openness to foreign journalists.  News is skewed positive for Chinese athletes

3.  Chinese athletes win events due to corruption.  Refs and judges are paid off, with obviously rigged matches shown on TV

4.  Terrorist threats and acts.  Cars blow up, people killed, hostages……… you get the picture

5.   A bunch of Tibetan protests cause a media uproar.  Monks all over the place and Chinese law enforcement with big billysticks in action caught on tape.  Expect rows of guys with shields, water cannons and facemasks

6.  After a scandal is exposed, a government official will be blamed and claimed guilty.  He will either get executed, exiled and definitely not exonerated

7.  The opening ceremonies is an all-evening affair.  Expect some kind of silliness during the 3-4 hour ceremony.   For TV watchers sake, hopefully it’ll be caught on camera for maximum excitement

8.  Some kind of ruckus will involve Japan, as old timers who are still sore at WWII cause problems