Sports Pro Central Archives: December 2007
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28 December 2007
Hottest Women in Canadian Sports Media!
What goes great with sports? Beer? Gambling? Telling your girlfriend to only speak during commercials? Yup! And don’t forget hot women. Note to media marketers: Hire hot women for newscasts. Who cares what her credentials are. The hornier, bustier and yummy they are, the higher the ratings. But […]
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18 December 2007
Chris Simon & Other Funny Foot Stomps
Here’s a slew of chucklers I found on Youtube. Damn. I couldn’t find George Bell’s karate kick against Kison back in the 80s, nor any memorable NFL football helmet stomps.
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15 December 2007
Michael Vick the Illiterate
Just testing my proofreading skills on Vickyboy’s letter. Moderately fun, but too time consuming. I now understand why teachers take eons to mark essays.
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8 December 2007
Too Many Fucking Boxing Ranks!
I’m no boxing expert. Aside watching Ali and Foreman classics on ESPN and occasional heavyweight tilts, most boxing matches are boring. One reason is the fact both fighters are mostly equal in size and they wear sissy gloves. What’s the point of crowning some illiterate small fighters champ, when they’d get their […]
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4 December 2007
Why Does China Get Olympics 2008?
It’s the year 2007. The days of heavy-handed kings and their peons should be over. Compared to people centuries ago, present day earthlings are more free, smarter, healthier and live among different cultures, yet why does 99% of Chinese residents in that country act and think like uncouth illiterates from 500 B.C.? […]
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1 December 2007
Evel Knievel Dead. Metro & Homosexuals Rejoice!
A sad day indeed. The definition of man - Evel Knievel - has bitten his last bullet, dying from some weird fibrosis disease not even he could defeat. What’s the aftermath? Simple. It means one less obstacle for metro/homosexuals to combat. An icon many youngsters can look up to for […]
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