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25 August 2007

Beijing Olympics 2008 Will Make You Rich!

Investing 101
I can’t name many companies involved in manufacturing cleaning supplies, but I will put on my Warren Buffet hat and suggest one thing: LOAD UP ON ANY PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY THAT SELLS GAS MASKS. Beijing’s filth is your ticket to retirement.
Max out your credit card, take out 5 mortgages….. sell your newborn […]

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19 August 2007

Rubber Stamp It. Athlete Crime = No Jail Time

The latest compilation of typical athlete crime (in this case, “typical” references quantity not quality), has lead me to believe two things: Crime by a meathead athlete = probation and maybe a fine. Crime by a non-athlete = jail. There are some uncertain outcomes, but lets face it, the trend will continue.

Illegal […]

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10 August 2007

A New Dimension to Baseball Sissyness

Every now and then I’ll mention that baseball players are wimps. I lied, I claim that every 2 weeks. Well, extend that crybaby sulking to minor league umpires too. MLB wants to do some thorough background checks and these obese clowns are bitching - obviously something to hide. Just like athletes who are against drug […]

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5 August 2007

Canadian Football League - Die Please

Here’s a league that should vanish from all sports almanacs….. assuming any even bother to fill their pages with the CFL.
I never followed this league much, aside from the hilarious Rocket Ismail years. I remember seeing the tube plastered with images of Ismail, Gretzky, fat head John Candy and convicted felon Bruce McNall

Trust me, I’m […]

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