Sports Pro Central Archives: June 2007
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23 June 2007
Sports Crooks, Criminals and Crackpots (updated)
How fitting that I originally wrote this post a few days before Chris Benoit committed big time murder. Time to practice my writing skills and tweak my post below…..
What do Rae Carruth, Dany Heatley, O.J. Simpson, Craig MacTavish, Ugueth Urbina, Mike Danton and Chris Benoit have in common? Homicide. What don’t they […]
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16 June 2007
Muhammad Ali Deserves Parkinson’s
Never a fan or follower of boxing except for watching the occasional hype-job heavyweight title bout or classic clip on ESPN, I’ve concluded a few things about Muhammad Ali:
1. He’s adored by millions of morons around the world
2. He’s a coward, who disrespects America despite living and making his money there
3. He’s […]
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9 June 2007
Rick Ankiel Must Be Blowing Someone
Here I am a week ago in a hotel. Relaxing after a tough day of regional business meetings and stomach filling dinner. The plan was to chill out for an hour, get some sleep, then repeat the next day. But something made my stomach turn. On ESPN, they showed a special […]
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6 June 2007
Ottawa Chokefest Lives On
Weeks ago, it felt great to reinforce the fact Ottawa and Buffalo sports teams lose each year (assuming they don’t go bankrupt or transfer cities LOL). But then something happened - they both faced each other in the NHL semi-finals so at least one of those sad sack cities would get a chance at […]
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5 June 2007
Baseball Sissyness Strikes Again!
Considering how much moolah these guys make, you’d think they were tough, strong, fit and good ‘ol chums you can hang in a bar with. Instead you get overpaid, dickish, fatsos. Just a few hilarious casualties over the past few weeks.
Jason Giambi - steroider, fat, wimp, injury prone, can’t handle trotting 4 mph […]