Sports Pro Central Archives: April 2007
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28 April 2007
The Best All-Around Athletes
Who’s the best all-around athlete? Depends on your bias….. I think Soccer is moronic. Depends on the role….. a place kicker and safety are totally different. Depends, depends, depends. I value a blend of differing skills and toughness. Sissy Marys like baseball players going on the DL for a […]
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26 April 2007
Pride & Embarrassment of Team Logos
Technically speaking, a logo should really represent nothing, but text substitute. It’s just a picture where half of them are so poorly drawn, you don’t know if it was scribbled by a 5-year old or painted by a goateed artist named Pierre. Which morons in upper management green light such visual drivel? […]
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26 April 2007
Ultimate Rare Sports Moments
So many sports, so much repetition. A million field goals kicked per game, even more baskets swished in, your typical 1-nil yawnfest game of soccer…… Zzzzzz
What to do about perking up the excitement? Flashes of brilliance! Ultimate failures! Once in a life time achievements! These things never get old, they […]
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8 April 2007
The Most Violent Sport Is…..
Research proves which sport has the highest ratio of serious injuries vs. player participation?
Times up. If you picked boxing, you’re wrong and probably a brick layer with an illegal satellite dish. If you picked football, you’re also wrong and likely an ex-jock who’s late paying child support. If you chose hockey, […]
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6 April 2007
How to Lose 8 Lap Dances
Every sports fan loves video games. If you don’t, you’re a big, fat, musclehead liar. You love them! You hate them! You just blew $60 on a turd that’s $3 worth of packaging, silicon and roster updates! Yup, we fall for it every year.
Cretins of gaming
LJN’s Major League Baseball […]